Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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