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You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
