Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
my liver is dry heaving
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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