I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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