She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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