But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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