I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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