This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Randomize
