dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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