Do you still have your period?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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