what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
