If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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