people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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