Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
