I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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