Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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