So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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