i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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