haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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