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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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