that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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