her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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