You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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