im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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