I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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