I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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