I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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