If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
