if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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