just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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