I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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