You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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