You're my little dorito
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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