Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize