The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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