If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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