i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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