I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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