he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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