We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize