I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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