My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
the raccoons are back...
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