thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Oh Jesus.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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