Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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