You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This girl is more easily done than said...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
be right there i have to get my cape
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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