Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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