I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
