is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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