Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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