Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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