So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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