WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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