We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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