so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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