It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
